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Scrambler Fan (Allman Brothers Parody)
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A crazy folk song about the life of a carney with not so hidden feelings for a certain Amusement Park ride.
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Matthias (Featuring Below Average Dave)
February 21st, 2007
Matt Outta Hell
Wed Feb 13, 2008
Comedy : General Comedy
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About the song
This my very first actual recording. So go easy on me. The lyrics won for the Allman Brother Aritstry round, and it's a song that I always wanted to record.
Lyrics
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Screaming while I’m spinning
Darn Tootin! The best ride, Man!
And while you folks are heavin’
When done you barely stand
Me, I was born a Scrambler Fan

Well, My father worked at Disney, California
He let me ride the Tea Cups, My one wish
I’m now employed at the state fairs. It’s me they trust
“Sizzler”: The best way to get squished

Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Carney for a living
They spin while I get tan
And while some might be heavin’
I’ve got broom and dustpan
And you can call me Scrambler Sam

(Run the cars during the solo)

(Spoken)
“Two Tickets!”

If you’re pregnant I need to give a warning
Cause the G-Force might mess up your baby
I’m always glad to work down at your Home Days
Yup, Thrill-ride lovers always flock to me

Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Cotton candy breakfast
I don’t get no dental plan
And when winter is freezin’
I’ll still ride in the wasteland
Cause I will die a Scrambler Fan

Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…