Yes - anywhere that has chicks

It means that loads of talentless twats like us can be pretend rock stars and force our crap music onto you guys...

All members were originally discovered as alien bacterial cultures growing on a weasel's arse by an unsuspecting farmer who unwittingly released us into the wild by taking the weasel home to mate with his dog. We quickly discovered that we could transform by shapeshifting, although the best we could manage was a sort of dog/weasel mutation in the early days. We then learnt to play various instruments and formed a band called Dogweasel. after being banned from every venue in London and the South East we took a break for a couple of hours and discovered out newfound super powers - viz being able to take on the form of anything we wanted to. So we took on the forms of musicians who could play something half decent and changed our name to The Replicants and the rest, as they say, is history...
Well actually we were gonna call ourselves the RepliCunts but we thought we might not get any gigs... :-)

The Van Allen Belt's cool except it really f***ed up my i-Pod

A penis enlarger

....yeah I tried those dick enhancement pills too.