This one is about the large number of Airheads, obviously being in the US it was inspired by some American Airheads, but Airheads exist in all countries, surely you know someone who fits this song:)

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Because it HAD to be done. . .parody of the Led Zeppelin classic "Stairway to Heaven"

Listening to a bore
About things she don't know
She is part of the Airhead Invasion
She just wears half her clothes
And for pictures she'll pose
Not a word that she speaks makes sense no more
Ooooooooooh Ooooooooh
and she's part of the Airhead Invasion

She speaks text and that's all
L.O.L is her lure
but it's sad that I must be demeaning
She will give you that look
Dumbfounded little thing
Think her fifth grade English is forgotten.

Oooooh she made a blunder,

Oooooh she made a blunder.

ABC's make her sweat
Roll her eyes, start to fret
Must be tough if you're under-achieving

I'm not try'n to be mean
But her noggin's robbed clean
I hear laughter from those who are looking

Ooooh another blunder

Ooooh she made another blunder

When she sees a balloon
She acts like a buffoon
Cause she can't understand how it's floating

Her friends are just as dumb
Talk to them, you'll go numb
Your I.Q. will drop shortly there after

oooooaoaoaohhh

Mental capacity is really low now
It's reach a plateau
She says her smart gene makes her lean

Yes, she thinks so darn hard late at night
Don't hurt your head hun
You'll have time when you're at the nail salon

And she made a blunder

Oooooohoooh

Her butler asked her for some more dough
She made him bread though
Then she wonders why he is leaving

Hey honey, why are you so damn slow
You just don't know
I didn't mean for you to start running . . . .oooooo

(Fairly long instrumental break--Speed/Intensity Changes)

I think my head's gonn-ta explode
List'ning to you get's so old
I lost my patience so long ago
You thought Frosted Flakes contain snow
How many times have you been told
You never listen very hard
I think you must be smoking grass
When malls are fun and fun's at malls
Put on a frock and start to stroll

(Speed/intensity drops back)

And she's part of the Airhead Invasion