C'mon, you know everything in this song is true. . .

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Because the company that claims to be the cheap insurance company isn't. . .

They've always got these decoys
They make you want to call
From cave men to celeb fun
and more that I recall
but there's one who's green and thin
in truth he's kinda small
That debt making savage
Man they make my skin crawl

They don't have any virtues
Their tactics are obscene
Selling their bumper stickers
To all the younger teens
They all get commission
Won't save you none at all
Please don't do what I did
Just do not make that call

Got a thin green lizard
and yes he will persist
A thin green lizard
he's sure hard to resist

Why can't they save me money?

They want dough!

Maybe Esurance could?

Got fatal attractions
Can't feel shame if it sells
The records they are smashing
from ads played in hotels
Their service is well okay
If you should need to call
they won't save you cash, kid
Their fees sure ain't too small

Sure some are worse
but see there's this one thing
I just called and
their prices are quite grim

Watch out for them on cable
Beware their epic quest
Their lizard leads you in
And their phone team does the rest
I'm not trying to sling dirt
Just warning all of ya'll
That huge cor'prate lizard
won't save you cash at all!