GNOMES!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Yeah, um, well. . .interesting. . uh. . .no back story really. . .I wasn't smoking or drinking anything (I don't do that) I promise, it's just these rocky country hard to classify songs like this one seem to inspire some pretty off the wall stuff when mixed with my parody style. . .this parody is based on the Lynyrd Skynyrd version NOT the less than admirable Kid Rock cover.

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Walking Out

One day I was walking
I had to stop and look again
Naked statues slowly moving
Or perhaps I drank too much gin
And it made my head spin, yes

Well I couldn't help but take a picture
and then all the Gnomes, they turned around
Well, they flicked me off and then chased after
They said "Hey there you, give that to us, give it now!"

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Gnomes Gone Wild shall debut
Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Yes, I'll post it on YouTube

Now late that night I caught them sneaking (In My Room)
They quickly left with all my shoes
Now being barefoot will not stop me
Took my pants and undies too. . .
Yes it's true

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Planted cams in my room
Found pics one day later
Oh, I'm not sure what to do
Damn them Gnomes Nude in Tampa

(Instrumental Break)

I thought that I'd make them an offer
but they tied me up and stripped me too
Then they got pictures of such
I gave in and then I joined their crew
Now I am a statue

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Watch out or they'll hurt you
Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Man, I saw them now I'm screwed

Now I'm stuck in Tampa
One hot Gnome baby
I'm stuck bearing my jewels
And travel commercials too

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Holy
Hey, They're into frat play too
Yea, yea
For wood I'm pretty handsome