A parody of The Offspring hit 'Original Prankster' about some crazy characters that a rather loony person has come across

Written to be totally nuts, of course maybe not as funny as Antarctican Terrorist, nor as odd as the Tire Muncher, still a very "say what" song. . .

Reno Means It!

Sittin' on my lawn
Mind, Mind, I could be doing better
Lights, Lights, Green dudes in purple sweaters
beamed, beamed, next thing that I knew
I can feel clothes melt away, and they probed me, ew!

Hey (Dave!)

What?, What?, Won't give you the details
Oh My, My body got so frail
Blue, Blue, That's how I felt too
They weren't finished, 'cause they want me for dinner too, yeah

They took a fall
Oh I swear it's true
Got saved in space
Some dude from a moon
Those green dudes hurled
It was quite a feud
I tried to wrap my finger round it all

I think I lost my noggin
Subliminal Danger
Way out, yeah
Subliminally scared
Oh gosh darnit
Subliminal Danger
Please let me out now, out now
I think I've gone insane

I lived through it!

Once loved a human fish, no scam
Up stream, lived in the river
Dad said scram, or he'd serve me for dinner
End that date, so quickly I moved on
'Cause I saw this elf Zelda, was a long haired blond

Wait! (wait)

Tights, tights, it's what her boyfriend's wearing
Yikes, Yikes, shot me 'cause I was staring
O.K., Dave you've lost it dude
Well man, you'll see it some day and you'll swear it's true, yeah

Not nuts at all
Oh I swear it's true
The Mermaid Race
They don't even pooh
Their secret world
Yes I promise you
I'm gonna prove I'm not crazy at all

I'll take a picture of it
Subliminal Danger
Loch Ness, yeah
Subliminal? Nah
Bigfoot hates us
Subliminal Danger
I'll prove it somehow, somehow
and Santa sold his sleigh

Dave!

You can't prove it
Slime, slime, Dead guys can see ya'll
Shrine, Shrine, Elvis still thrills ya'll
Fine, fine, I made that up ya'll
My, My, New York is fake ya'll
My Mind, Sun is alive ya'll
My Mind, Dolphins can speak ya'll
My Mind, Congress don't lie
We'll I'll prove it some day and I'll make the news, yeah

Plants breaking walls
and their walking too
The stars can race
If they crash we're screwed
This secret world
Lions run the zoo
Yet you still think, my tales are all tall
One day I'm gonna prove it

Subliminal Danger
Watch out, yeah
Subliminal, yeah
I have warned you
Subliminal Danger
You better run now, run now

run now, run now
'Cause evil's on the way!