This is a crazy parody of Firestarter by The Prodigy

Written, well, I don't know why, it just seemed odd-funny-different, you know all the things I strive for!

(Hey Hey Hey)

I think I need rubber
Goodyear it tastes greater

Junk yards are restricted
Cannot be invaded

(Hey, Hey, Hey)

I'm a Tire Muncher
Crazy diet cruncher

(Munch, Munch, Munch)

You've got lovely tires
That's what I desire

(Yum, Yum, Yum)

Let me eat that plastic
And I'll be extatic

Food is over-rated
and they all get dated

Yeah

It can't be debated
Don't need them inflated

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

I'm a Tire Muncher
Loony Tire Muncer

For tires I'll barter
Let me taste for starters

(Pay, Pay, Pay)

(Hey, Hey, Hey)

So I am addicted
To Goodrich Tires

YES

My taste buds are jaded
Won't eat chicken no more

(No, way, way)

I'm a Tire Muncher
Hungry Tire Muncher

(Hey, Hey, Hey)

Give me your old tires
Really need your rubber

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

You've got lovely tires
That's what I desire

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

(Feed, Feed, Feed)

(Feed, Feed, Feed)