Parody of Michael Jackson's 'Wannabe Startin' Somethin''

Written in 2008 to the epic length "Wannabe Startin' Somethin" with a little more flair I think than TOS, no as repetitious. . .MJ's work is great for parody--lots to work with.

I Said You wanna be breaking something
We can't ever take you out there
Because you always knocking stuff over
You break it you buy it out here

You broke your new suit case (Yeah, Yeah)
And your Neon's old brakes (Yeah, Yeah)
You've cracked all your dentures (Yeah, Yeah)
And you've got twelve fractures (Yeah, Yeah)

You've ripped all your clothing (Yeah, Yeah)
Your stomach is bloating (Yeah, Yeah)
Your Pool leaks a little (Yeah, Yeah)
And your plates are brittle (Yeah, Yeah)

I thought perhaps it's bad luck
Knocked things over, with your big butt
When you stood up on your feet
Your couch seems ripped right apart

Microwave is frying
Car is always dyin'
breakin', dropping', stompin'
Sayin' You always just be breakin' somethin'

Said You wanna be breaking something
You always be breaking something
and now your dell is over-loading
Your hard-drive has started smoking

It's too hard to live near you (Yeah, Yeah)
You have stock in Ace Glue (Yeah, Yeah)
Duck taped your window (Yeah, Yeah)
Sat on Nintendo (Yeah, Yeah)

Your cat's always screaming (Yeah, Yeah)
She's stuck in the ceiling (Yeah, Yeah)
You borrowed my hammer (Yeah, Yeah)
now it won't hang banners (Yeah, Yeah)

Your knowledge of repair's no good
So please don't lift your car hood
and I'm really not a hater
But your yard is a disaster

Think your house is falling
and then I see your crawling
Dangerous, Smoking, Tumblin'
You've got the whole town running

Said You Wanna Be Breaking Something
You always be breaking something
You said it's not your fault stuff is breaking
You say the grounds been shaking

Can't blame it on thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
This all was your blunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're right in the middle (Yeah, Yeah)
and you made us shudder (Yeah, Yeah)

Can't deny your actions (Yeah, Yeah)
Are a news van attraction (Yeah, Yeah)
Your House split a little (Yeah, Yeah)
And we're all reacting (Yeah, Yeah)

***Following Lines are Echoed once***
You're an animal
You're an animal
Still live by you
You're an animal
You're up real late
Blowing up plates
I'm scared of you
***End Echoed Lines**
You're an animal

We hear all your glasses breakin
Every time we are awaken
Spend all day inside Home Depot
Even broke a bag of Fritos

Still you sit there tryin
to fix rather than buying
Cheap Skate, Doors you're prying
Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Breakin' Something

I Said you just be breakin' something
Why are you still breakin' something
I think you need to just hire someone
Why won't you just hire someone

You just cannot fix it (Yeah, Yeah)
Instead further break it (Yeah, Yeah)
It was broke just a little (Yeah, Yeah)
but now it's fully split (Yeah, Yeah)

Pride's hard to get over (Yeah, Yeah)
So instead you look dumber (Yeah, Yeah)
You think you can fix things (Yeah, Yeah)
And you aren't a plumber (Yeah, Yeah)

***Following Lines are Echoed once***
You're An idiot
You're A damn moron
Still they mock you
You're An idiot
You're just a big flake
You're An idiot
They get laughs from you
***End Echoed Lines**
Till ya explode the place

OW!

OW!

Oh Stick . . BOOM!

If you can't fix it Frankie (Yeah, Yeah)
Then don't fix it Frankie (Yeah, Yeah)
Call someone maybe (Yeah, Yeah)
If You Can't fix it Frankie (Yeah, Yeah)

See your ceiling crumblin
Your house is kinda slumming
Dipping, breaking, cracking
Your house will soon be falling

Said You wanna be breaking something
You always be breaking something
I said I hear your car stallin'
and your filter has no suction

You've destroyed your Lawn Mower (Yeah, Yeah)
Can't borrow mine no more(Yeah, Yeah)
You stepped on a whistle (Yeah, Yeah)
Even broke your car door (Yeah, Yeah)

You 'fridge won't get colder (Yeah, Yeah)
You say "cause it's older" (Yeah, Yeah)
You won't spend a little (Yeah, Yeah)
Instead break your shoulders (Yeah, Yeah)

Lift your wrench up high
Like you can fix the world
This is no longer fun
Hear sirens and I curl

I hear a really loud ow
and see lights flashing blue
Yes, I'm begging you please
Do not fix it you stooge.

Do not fix it
Owie oo,
Owie ouch, you hurt yourself
Owie oo,
Owie ouch, you hurt yourself (to outro)