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Crazy Love for Splinters
This one is a parody of the Bangles hit 'Hazy Shade of Winter', a funny look a termites.
Take charge
About the song
Written originally for the Bangles round, a fun parody of The Bangles "Hazy Shade of Winter"
Lyrics
Climb, Climb, Climb
Because I need to eat
(Termites Rocking Out!)
Climb, Climb, Climb
We really love your trees
We love your new house
We'll have a feeding spree
We are far worse than fleas
Hear the sound
Ate the town
As you cried
It's our Crazy love for splinters!
All the food that you eat is bland
Don't really like wood fried
We would rather sprawl and hide
and eat your Big Grand
We will turn it into sand
Chowing down
Can't be drowned
Though you'll try
It's our Crazy Love for Splinters!
Don't call Terminix my friend
We don't want to leave today
Can we work something out, Okay?
Please comprehend
We must eat to be living
Tent surrounds
See a guy
With one swipe
And I'm scrambling for my life
So I guess that you disagreed
and you bought their damn guarantee
But you still can't get rid of me
(Solo Termite Grows his Rocking Army)
We'll rebound
Make no sound
Never die
Fill our Crazy Love for Splinters!
Yes I vow
That somehow
I will eat your house, time to chow
Like a cow
Chews the ground
We shall be avenged, I avow!
You ask how?
Look around
When you leave, we'll tear chew house down!
Because I need to eat
(Termites Rocking Out!)
Climb, Climb, Climb
We really love your trees
We love your new house
We'll have a feeding spree
We are far worse than fleas
Hear the sound
Ate the town
As you cried
It's our Crazy love for splinters!
All the food that you eat is bland
Don't really like wood fried
We would rather sprawl and hide
and eat your Big Grand
We will turn it into sand
Chowing down
Can't be drowned
Though you'll try
It's our Crazy Love for Splinters!
Don't call Terminix my friend
We don't want to leave today
Can we work something out, Okay?
Please comprehend
We must eat to be living
Tent surrounds
See a guy
With one swipe
And I'm scrambling for my life
So I guess that you disagreed
and you bought their damn guarantee
But you still can't get rid of me
(Solo Termite Grows his Rocking Army)
We'll rebound
Make no sound
Never die
Fill our Crazy Love for Splinters!
Yes I vow
That somehow
I will eat your house, time to chow
Like a cow
Chews the ground
We shall be avenged, I avow!
You ask how?
Look around
When you leave, we'll tear chew house down!
