Clear is a parody of Aerosmith's 'Pink' about a crazy new fashion trend:)

Written originally as part of the Artistry competition at AmIRight, quickly became a badave classic.

Clear, it's my best expression
Clear, that is my newest fashion
Clear, I don't wear any covers
'cause Clear lets skin breathe and discover

Clear, though I may look quite scary
Clear, but I am so hairy
Clear let's me enjoy the noon sun
'Cause in truth, I just like the attention

Clear like the liquid called Sprite
Yeah Clear never fits me too tight,
and Clear gives my friends quite a sight
And I know everyone will say I'm not quite right
When I say Clear's better now than white

Yes, I wear it to bingo
and Clear, as I'm out plowing the snow
Clear, I do not pay a cleaner
Don't fear - it's just a misdemeanor

Clear doesn't mess with my sight,
and Clear when I'm up late at night
Clear destroys all of my fright
And I hope everyone sees that it will be alright
No matter who sees me tonight

Now it's time to uncover
Said it is my favorite color
Cause Clear as the windows in mansions
and Clear, they do not make that crayon, yeah

Clear's always such a delight
Clear makes me feel so alirght
Clear it's like white but more bright
And I know everyone is going to want to fight
When they see me in Clear tonight