One of my most epic parodies ever, hitting Jason Mraz 'Curbside Prophet'

Honestly, no song I've tried to record even comes close to the difficulty this one presented. One day in the future I hope to make an extended mix with an ab-lib verse and some other choruses I came up with, but here's the album parody.

Im just a Pool-Boy prophet
with test strips in my pocket
and Im scrubbing off the Algae at dawn

Im just a Pool-Boy prophet
can't go close to the sockets
'cause I'm all covered in water ya'll--boy

See I've gotta strong back to carry your D.E.
and I scrubbed all that grime from your deck indeed
Through the weekend cleaning all your debris
I'm gonna use my pool sweep dear, and then pump had quit
Your pool's bizarre but now these things I can fix
Sweat was drippin' from my lips and my scheduling conflicts
Well I just fixed it now
It's working wow
It's working wow, wow, wow ,wow

Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Pool is green, but I'll solve it
and I'm waiting for your butler to call

Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Yes the Acid, I spit it
just pull your check book from your pocket ya'll

Well if you're all bent out with stress, just write a check check check check
I don't smoke cigarettes cause I'm wet from that hole in your ground
Your pool's PH is near nothing in the deep end
Well I can plainly doubt you cleaned your filter,
and you've got grease all on your tiles
And is it outside your comprehension that chlorine is worthwhile
Oh get a grip there's no need to get riled
I'm starting this operation with my own style
Grab a slice of toast and then I'll read the post
because Im heading to your place, at your pool the sun will roast
Your pool's a moat, not tryna' be a butt hole, it's really gross
Grab some booze, dead bodies float
Cause your pool is my vocation and I'm quite the sensation
See I wear this little thong, it's the ultimate temptation
You say, "I like your style from the ground up"
Swallow my pride, we'll I'll wear less for 20 bucks

Yeah I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Calcium just may fix it
oh for swimming it is me you should call

Yes I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
for some more I will drop it
and Ill show off my rocket ya'll

I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Got Chlorine in my pocket
and I'm slating you for tomorrow, come on

I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Got black algae I'll fix it
and I'm solving all your problems at dawn, dawn

See I'm not like no other
Cute as you'll discover
With the talent
to make green go away

Even if your pool is filthy
Yeah, I contain the ability
to get rid of every piece
of green and yellow algae
Spell my name out right
On that check you write
All the grannies say, "Dave you look so pretty"
Work in the sun-light baby
Tanning all through the day they say
"I wanna see you daily"

No way, way, way
Wo--yaaa
Somethin's different in your pool today
Oh it changed
Just pay my fine
It is turning yellow

I'm cleaning
hey, hey he-a-ey
Somethin's different in your pool today
Oh it changed
Just pay my fine
It is turning yellow

Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet

The Pool-Boy Prophet

The Pool-Boy Prophet
Yes I'm waiting for your butler,
Yeah I'm waiting for you butler to call

OH I'm the Pool Boy
Call me up in the morning

Pool Boy Prophet
I can ease your pain
in the summer

Hey-ay-ay Hey-ay-ay-ay
Somethin's different in your pool today
Oh it changed
Just pay my fine
It is turning yellow