Parody of The Surpremes' 'Stop! in the Name of Love'

"Dropped! on the Center Stage" is a song about one of the most potentially uncomfortable situations one can be in. . .

Dropped! on the center stage
My trousers fell apart

Baby Baby
I checked before the show
All of the clothes I wore
I jumped up to the vibrant beat
That's when they fell to my feet
The T.V. had no time to blur
Made me look like a pervert
(Career's over) after that I turned so blue
(Career's over) trouser malfunction it's true !

Dropped! on the Center Stage
My trousers fell apart
Pop! That's the sound they made
it showed my private parts
When's it over?
When's it over?

The crowd, they roared
They got quite a site
But I think I hurled
At least once or thrice
Now I've a new profession
Proving that it was not an erection ?
So next time I'll be more aware
I'll wear some under-wear
(Is it over) Why is it you want to sue?
(Is it over) I think this time I'm screwed ?

Plop! they fell to the floor
Songs dropped straight off the charts
Flop! That's what was in store
My contract fell apart
It's all over
It's all over

So now I'm scarred, and I'm a patient
Meet each week in this small group congregation
But each step towards being together
The internet reminds me forever

Dropped! on the center stage
My trousers fell apart
Pop! is the sound they made
it showed my private parts
Stop! please let this go by
Please won't you have a heart

Baby, Career's over
Career's Over, baby
Ooh, Career's Over baby...