A Parody of Madonna's Frozen about a real dip stick:)

Written on a whim exaggerating my own lack of knowledge about car maintenance

Heading to work with my gas tank on E
I start to stall and the engine light beeps
I'm balling
Cause my car is stalling

Oh silly me, how did I forget?
It overheats, got no head gasket
It's smoking
How's the hood pop open?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I Don't know my car parts
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why Won't the damn thing start
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please stop and help me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What's. . . .this. . .. thingy?

Switching wipers is really a pain
What's A.B.S. stand for anyway?
I'm a dang fool. . .how's the gas cap opened?

Brakes don't sound good, they kinda whine
Turn up my funk and now it sounds fine
They're Broken
and the rubber's smoking

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What is this dip stick part?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This gunk, it looks like tar
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I see it overheat
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pour. . . .in. . . .Pepsi

AC is broke and I think my gas leaks
I'll use duct tape to make it through the week
Oh hold on
There's no leak, the tanks gone

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My car's falling apart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It sounds like a Go-Kart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please fix it for me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's. . . .too. . . .messy

Please make my junker start
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because I'm not too smart
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That's when you said to me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Just

Turn

The Key

and then the car did start