Please note, I am slightly overweight, and I myself like a little extra weight (as those who've seen my other parodies know) so, this is yet another fat and PROUD parody! This is a Parody of the 1990's Dance Hit 'Macarena' by Los Del Rios. --Hope n

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All I can say is this one was doozie to perform.

(Bluberina)
When I walk they call me Bluberina
and the buffets close for the winter
I want grilled cheese
They can't feed me
'cause my friends come to eat beside me
Chow with me
Got big beef
and China King, I'll take you home with me

(Two old dudes)
I like your belly
Gonna get another chubby
Have a dog
Gonna feed ya
yeah tonight I'll give you dinner
Just shake that belly
Show your flubber
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA

I can't speak Spanish
So use my tongue
to speak French to ya
Shake your bons
Like King Kong
you are bigger than Mt. Shema
I think t'amos when I look at
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA

(Bluberina)
Now I feel sorry for my boyfriend
The one I met at Pizza Nino's
He was too thin
Was moved by big wind
He don't eat much so I (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Now c'mon, what's a Blub to do
He was eating Yam
but the French Fries were sooooo fine

(Two Old Dudes)
J'adore the chicken
from the Whirlpool
Bluberina
and to shun on the weightless
who eat lettuce and papaya
I'll share my butter
with the wild
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA

Oh-oh my goodness
I can see the Bluberina
Still can't speak Spanish
So I'm dancing like a weena'
Wait just a second
You can't say that or she'll eat ya
HEY BLUBERINA

(Choral Chubbies)
Fries. . .Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub-erina
Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub-erina
Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub-erina
Aiy Aiy

Aiy Aiy

(Two Old Dudes)
Come feed the hunchback
better known as Bluberina
Sitting round the table
waitin' for someone to feed her
I'll cook a meal for the chubby
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA

Just felt an earth quake
it must be the Bluberina
Weighs more than Rosie
and the new view put together
I wanna feed ya
but I've run out all of chedda'
HEY BLUBERINA

(Bluberina)
Come and find me, the Queen of Bluberina
Always at a Denny's gonna order make me chubba'
Don't Join Me
I eat Meat
and all my belly stick out about ten feet

(Two Old Dudes)
Yikes, your a dump truck
or you may be even bigger
Don't eat pineapple
'cause no calories are in there
Oh it's disgusting
to think you could
eat more pizza
UGH BLUBERINA

Thank Buddah (this) song is almost ova'
'Cause I can't watch no more
as you eat up all my Butta'
Oh you keep growing
and you might beat out Chewbacca
HEY BLUBERINA

I like your belly
Gonna get another chubby
Have a dog
Gonna feed ya
yeah tonight I'll give you dinner
Just shake that belly
Show your flubber
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA

I can't speak Spanish
So use my tongue
to speak French to ya
Shake your bons
Like King Kong
you are bigger than Mt. Shema
I think t'amos when I look at
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA

J'adore the chicken
from the Whirlpool
Bluberina
and to shun on the weightless
who eat lettuce and papaya
I'll share my butter
with the wild
Bluberina
HEY BLUBERINA