A parody of Sugar Ray's 'Every Morning' about strip poker. . .the day after

This one was written originally for a contest named after the artist of the OS

Every Sunday
There's some boxers laying near the toilet of my bathroom
I'm half dead

and So they are mine
Oh I guess I'll always lose it on the weekend
when I show my hand

Didn't understand
My cards weren't in doubt
Oops Again
This game's twisted
Laid my cards on the table
and you laughed out loud

So more clothes I'm peeling
Yeah I'm stuck revealing
Yet I'll sit in again
I don't wanna lose it
Please do not YouTube it
my friend.

(B. A. Dave said)

~~~~~The Ambient Angelic "Damn" in the background~~~~~~
Every Sunday
Every Sunday I am naked
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

I never wear a thong
I never wear, I never wear
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)
~~~~~End Background Ambient~~~~~~

Every Sunday
I feel so sick sitting on my sphincter
Hoping not to need some meds

I drank so much wine
and I know that it sounds pansy
but I cannot stand Budweiser in cans

Aces are deceiving
Damn my feet are freezing
Feel like a clown again
Four Queens couldn't do it
Cause Nikki got a Straight Flush again

~~~~~The Ambient Angelic "Damn" in the background~~~~~~
I Keep Losing
I Keep Losing All My Garments
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

I Keep Losing
I Keep Losing All My Garments
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)

~~~~~End Background Ambience~~~~~~

I never last too long
You'll see
Save Me

I never last too long

Save Me

So it's Sunday
There's a wardrobe laying in my bedroom
Near my dresser and night stand
This time it's not mine
'Cause I don't wear panties or silk stockings
if I did would look like Manson

~~~~~The Ambient Angelic "Damn" in the background to end~~~~~~
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

Didn't Lose It
Didn't Lose it, no not this time
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)

Every Sunday, Every Sunday I lay Naked
**Can't Lose a Hand Again**
(Drop Your Clothes David, Losing Again)

Every Sunday
**Lose It Again**
Every Sunday I lay Naked

~~~~~~~~Fading out
Every Sunday
(Drop Your Clothes David, Drop Your Clothes David)
Every Sunday I Lay Naked