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The Quack
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A Crazy parody about a guy who is scared of doctors, he discovers THE REAL horror when he gets out of the hospital . . . Bwahahahaha
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David/SDG of Karaoke Version
2007
P4: Project 4 Oh Crap Parodies
Sun Jun 28, 2009
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
I hadn't released anything new in awhile, it was overdue. . .I've wanted to parody this song for some time, and this idea flowed right through me. As always special thanks to Karaoke-Version.com/en/ for licensing the track
Lyrics
I see this doctor and I think that he's a quack
My blood drips to the floor while he eats one more snack

My life flashed 'fore my eyes and my fear for him grows
For soon I will be dead, or so I suppose

I saw the chainsaw pulled out of his new back-pack
Nurses fall to the floor, the doctor has gone whack

I feel the pressure mount and so I began to pray
I'm no crybaby, come Fridge Penguin save the day!

Dr. Quack's coming, oh he's ready to attack
No use shouting for help, 'cause soon I will be hacked

I hope he goes away, don't want to face the axe
Guess I picked a bad day to fall and break my back

It's then that I woke up alive, I made it through
but when I got home, the true horror was due

If I worked everyday until my life is done
This bill'd still haunt me till the day my life was gone

I got a huge bill, these doctors are all on crack
I don't make that much cash in 10 years, that's a fact

I laid for one week there, it's not the fate I chose
They want my kidneys, organs and all that I own

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

This operation's tainted!

They're on crack!

Isn't right!

Got no soul!

They're charging me a ton!

and I thought I died. . .

The operation's tainted

Tainted

Tainted

They're all Quacks!

Yeah. . . . .

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