Though the parody was written about a specific situation, it does apply to dorks all over the internet who think that being rude is being cool, when in reality they are the ones who are pittied.

The parody was one of several Evanescence parodies written in a relatively short period of time. This one was written in response to an attack using several names against a friend on a website that I post lyric versions of my parodies. Though it was written in response to one person, it actually can be applied to internet jack-asses in general. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en/ for licensing permission on the background track.

Surfing in danger
Screen names show self importance

They try to hurt me
more lies they like to hurl

like "You're Stupid" or "Friggin' Noobie"
They say I'm lame and they hate me
Seems now days that everybody's rude

More insults pound out
All out of little cowards
Lord of the fake dudes
No problem random shredding

But now I know you
go by ten names on one I.P.
one is kind and nine are angry
here I thought that
Everyone was cruel

You say "Just Die"

Some may have cried

You hate yourself

Pitty your kind

So who's the fool now
I'm not the f**k tard
and no one hates me anymore

You said "eat lead" and "d**n you're crazy"
In your mind you are Slim Shady
to us you look like a ruthless fool

Not a 'cause to make you angry
You must hate yourself-unhappy
Somehow now we are all rude to you