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Call Before Hang-Overs (Evanescence Parody)
A parody about the dangers of Drinking and Driving, a very serious topic with a funny twist. Special thanks to karaoke-version.com/en for giving me licensed permission to use their musical accompaniments. . .check them out for the best karaoke track
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About the song
Written on a day when I was in an 'Evanescence' mood so to speak. . .I wrote several parodies of Evanescence songs that day, and this one was the most important message of the four, though I may record the others in the not so distant future. Remember, Don't Drink & Drive---Everyone loses when you do.
Special thanks to http://www.karaoke-version.com/en/ for their permission to use their backing tracks for my songs. .
Special thanks to http://www.karaoke-version.com/en/ for their permission to use their backing tracks for my songs. .
Lyrics
Don't Cry to Me
Just pay the fee
You're lucky to be free
Don't hate me
I warned thee
Drank too much wine
Should've left your car
at the bar
So honey next time don't drink all they sell
You're barely breathing
You're food hit the ceiling
and now you can't legally drive
Got a tooth-ache
Come cry to me
If you need me
Next time just please call me
I drink tea
and Pepsi
Just think next time
I just saw your name
Stop this game
You must be drinking, This pattern gets lame
Incredibly Wasted
No wonder you're naked
and street dancing on channel nine
and I'm too late
Please call to me
When you need me
I would come there for thee
Won't call me
I'll hold the key
You drink, I'll drive
You never call before hang-overs
You wait till morning when you're sober
You're sober
How Can I . . .Open Your Eyes
How Can I. . .This happens all the time
So next time we'll see
If you call me
'Cause I'll be there for thee
Don't lie to me
or get cold feet
Don't drink and drive
Just pay the fee
You're lucky to be free
Don't hate me
I warned thee
Drank too much wine
Should've left your car
at the bar
So honey next time don't drink all they sell
You're barely breathing
You're food hit the ceiling
and now you can't legally drive
Got a tooth-ache
Come cry to me
If you need me
Next time just please call me
I drink tea
and Pepsi
Just think next time
I just saw your name
Stop this game
You must be drinking, This pattern gets lame
Incredibly Wasted
No wonder you're naked
and street dancing on channel nine
and I'm too late
Please call to me
When you need me
I would come there for thee
Won't call me
I'll hold the key
You drink, I'll drive
You never call before hang-overs
You wait till morning when you're sober
You're sober
How Can I . . .Open Your Eyes
How Can I. . .This happens all the time
So next time we'll see
If you call me
'Cause I'll be there for thee
Don't lie to me
or get cold feet
Don't drink and drive
