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Smelt You on the Bus Line
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This one was a fun but tough parody about how some people on the Bus don't know how to take a shower. . .
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David (Vocals), Recisio (Instrument)
2007
Project 3: The Challenge of Parody
Sun Feb 24, 2008
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
Not a huge story on this one like most my others, it just came to me and felt like a really fun idea to do. (Special thank to Recisio/karaoke-version.com/en/ for permitting use of their track)
Lyrics
Oooh, I sat on down right next to you
but my lord it made me want to puke
Killing the flies, they fall to the floor
From your shirt a green haze
was stinkin' like a corpse
My eyes were turning red as I prayed
My nose was in disarray

Cantcha tell I smelt you on the Bus Line
Stink to high heaven covered in grime
Yeah you smelt bad on the Bus Line
Oooh I'm itching from your head lice
Stanky, Stanky Blaaa
(I smelt you on the Bus Line and you need to take a shower baby)

(oooooooooo. .oo. oo.o)

Oh man I really don't want to pry
But your cologne's been misapplied
Take a bath, oh that is what I plea
Lose the stench and it will set you free
Dude, You've got mold on your head
and the stench would raise the dead

Great scotts, I smelt you on the Bus Line
Odor so bad I wanted to die
Oooh, forgot to wipe your behind
Tore up my nose, yes you're a gag line
Stanky, Stanky ehh

(Smelt crud on the Bus Line and you really need to check your hygiene )

(OOOooo. .O. oo.oo.ooooo)

People run to the back when it's you they see
Deodorant gave you the third degree
But somehow I got stuck by you
Get off now, this place smells like a zoo
I just can't take no more
Oh Bus Driver Please open the door.

So I dont smell you on the Bus Line
Now I'm sure that I'll be fine
Oh No, you're stinking up the Bus Line
OOo, Think I'm gonna stay behind
Jeese you Stinkin' yeah

(Ran off of the Greyhound 'cause your stench just may've killed me shady)

(yeah yeah yeah)
Stanky Stanky I know
(Smelt you on the Bus Line and I couldn't see my destination)
that you think it's a joke

(yeah yeah yeah)
said I smelt you on the Bus Line
(Stanking up the Greyhound and I can't take no more breath no baby)
Oooo I smelt you on the Bus Line