A classic parody, not typical of me I know, about obeasity and Slim Fast, which works but requires major patience.

Medical parodies aren't my strong point. . .parodies about food however are. . .well Obesity IS a medical issue, one that most of America (including at times myself) struggle with. . .If this parody offends you, I do apologize as it was not meant to, but it's meant to be funny like all my others.

I drank the Slim Fast, but I did not stop hefty eating.
I drank the Slim Fast, yeah I hope to lose my growing chest.

Won't fit in my night gown
Here's hopping to slim me down.
Men say they want to puke when they see me
Over the size of my bootie,
Weight more than you in my pinky
But I say:

I'll drink the Slim Fast, but I will not touch French-Vanilla.
I'll drink the Slim Fast, and maybe I'll quit my gluttony offense.

Slim Fast contains all these Vitamins;
Eat what? I'm not sure.
Every time that I drink this shake
It seem more like some big ol' tease
and then I still feel quite empty
I say:

I drank the Slim Fast, but I swear I'm still morbidly obese.
I drank the Slim Fast, but It hasn't slimmed my excess chub.

Thin dreams came my way one day
And I walked all over town.
All of a sudden I hear my tummy growl
Hopping I'll feed it somehow.
So I drank, I drank it down.
I say:

I need more Slim Fast, give me something with some Calcium.
I need more Slim Fast no that stuff don't help my cranium

Caffiene got into my veins
And waist one day I'll see thee.
Every day the scale goes down little,
But one day I'll weight something normal,
Yes, one day the tummy will secede.
But I say:

I'll drink some Slim Fast, but I can't control the binge eating, oh no.
I'll drink some Slim Fast, now I hope somehow I'll lose weight fast, oh no