This Parody of the famous 'Every Breath You Take', often referred to as the stalker song, makes it a wee bit more obvious-except from the angle of what the person on the other side of the original may have felt, but I do like the original too.

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This song was the first of my 2nd project that got downloaded, and as of the posting of this information is one of my best songs of all time performance wise. It is also my first one being considered among SOTM contestants at AmIRight.com, and although not the hardest song I've written--it has been one of my best if not the best recording I've done. I have always like singing the original, and then when the idea hit me to do this song from the perspective of the stalked as oppossed to the original being the stalker, I had to write it out. One of my most creative songs ever, this one is one I will always be proud of.

Every Call I Make
Every Piss I Take
Every Unpaid Break
Every Day I Wake
You've Been Watching Me

Even When I Play
I'm in Disarray
You are like a Stray
Everywhere I Stay
You'll Be Watching Me

Oh Can't You See
That You're Scaring Me
Why Can't I Escape
From the Pics you Take

Every Site You Make
Every Law You Break
Every Time I Shake, You Are At My Gate
Cause You're Watching Me

Since You've Come, I've Been Scared to Wash My Face
I Once Made Love and Found a Pic on Your MySpace
I Called the Cops and They Could Not find a Trace
I Think You're Nuts, To Your Family You're A Disgrace
I Keep Begging, Leave Me, Leave Me -- Please. . . .

I Beg of Thee
Please Stop Stalking Me
How My Pride does Break
With Every Shrine You Make

Every Friend I Make
Is a New Mistake
Every Time I Stake
Every Time I Bake
You'll Be Watching Me

If I'm on a Date
or I'm with my Mate
You'll Be Watching Me

You'll Be Watching Me

You'll Be Watching Me

Why You Stalking Me?

Please Don't Follow Me

Eh-heeeeeee

Can't Escape from Thee!

Why You Watching Me?????