A parody of Gin Blossoms' 'Hey Jealousy' about psychology. In this song, I act as the doctor whose patient killed his dad.

Actually, I was singing the original Gin Blossom's "Hey Jealousy" in the karaokee and, being a fan of One Life to Live, it just kinda slipped while I was singing. That was how the idea was born, at first (as usual) I just kept singing the normal song, but it wasn't until later that I realize that the whole theme works. One Life to Live, at the time, was going through the whole fake psychiatrist thing, and then on the news a young girl shot her dad for something he did to her mother, the two came together, and made a rather comical song.

Tell me do you think it'd be alright
If I could read your mind tonight
I can see you're in the mood for drinking
Anyway I've got your credit card

And you know you might be rather glad
You got off better than your dad
If you hadn't blown his head off years ago
You might not be so sad

Tomorrow you can come in with a frown
and let me turn it upside down
Let go of your mind something might be found
A Better Place

Psychology [x4]

Well you can trust me not to speak
And not to put you down
And if you don't try to come on to me
You won't ever be let down

Cause all I really wants to help cure you
Feeling like I'm helping too
If you hadn't blown his head off years ago
I wouldn't be here with you

Now take me way back to your home town
When the cops came to your home
and found the gun stashed in your night gown
Above the sink

Psychology

Tomorrow you can come in with a frown
and let me turn it upside down
Let go of your mind something might be found
A Better Place

Psychology [x4]

Now please don't put up a fight
I swear I do not bite
You see my charges are a fright
Anyway I'll take away your rights

And you know that it might not be so bad
You're got off better than your dad
If you hadn't blown his head off years ago
You wouldn't be so sad

Tomorrow you can come in with a frown
and let me turn it upside down
Let go of your mind something might be found
A Better Place

Psychology

Psychology
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