A parody of Aqua's Barbie Girl, it's actually the fourth such version of this as I originally recorded another song entirely. . .I felt this one was more inclusive.

Originally this song was about a ghetto, however some of my friends thought it was inappropriate, and thus I rewrote the song about one of my favorite TV shows, South Park. . .originally written in 2003, never recorded until 2006.

Hi Kyle.
Hi Stan.

You Seen Kenny?
No Stan.
Let's Go.

I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town
Full of antics, somewhat spastic
We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules
Mr. Garrison had an operation
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy

I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town
Full of antics, somewhat spastic
We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules
Mr. Garrison had an operation

I'm a Red-Headed boy in a twisted small town
Cops can't read, Al's a queen, Towlie smokes weed
Craig is bad, Chef is dead, we've seen Saddam Hussein
Tweek's a freak, Satan's Gay, Neddy can't speak
We've got Goths, and Drag Queens,
You can stay, but be warned

Ooooh

I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town
Full of antics, somewhat spastic
We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules
Mr. Garrison had an operation
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooh-Oooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooh-Oooh

We talk back, have foul mouths, get in trouble daily
Caused a war, went afar, we push Boundaries
On at Ten, Us again, Hardly animation
Trash the town, Mayor has frowned, she is stanky
You can watch, but please know
You can't try this crap at home
Ooooh

C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooh-Oooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooh-Oooh

I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town
Full of antics, somewhat spastic
We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules
Mr. Garrison had an operation

I'm a Mountain Boy, in a Mountain Town
Full of antics, somewhat spastic
We all go to school and Cartman breaks the rules
Mr. Garrison had an operation

C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooh-Oooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooooh
C'mon Stanley get with Wendy
Oooh-Oooh

Hey Butters, Where has Kenny Gone
Well, Stan, I think Kenny's Dead
Oh No, Not Again