Original Song: Beyonce's 'Crazy In Love' This song was by far the hardest Parody to record, despite everything it turned out alright, and I have a lot more respect for rappers and R&B artists. . .this song made me sweat

The hardest parody I've done through the first two sets. Not only trying to keep up with Queen Beyonce, but Jay-Z, I have a lot more respect for all rap and hip hop artists after parodying that one little section in the middle of this song, actually got me sweating. As far as writing it, I played this song in Karaokee Revolution Party, and really thought making a parody of it would be fantastic. As the best performer of my second set of songs as of the writing of this story, I guess you guys all agreed.

Wow
There so Wavy Right Now
Most Incredibly it's your Kraft, Ranch
It's Your Cream, Sour
There so Wavy Right Now

Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No

Yeah
You Can't Eat Just One
There So Wavy Right Now

I look and stare deep down at my thighs
I think I put on 20 somethin' pounds last night
There gone better go to the corner store
Baked or Fried eat 'em three meals in a row

Such a tasty thing for me to try to explain
How I'm eating all these chips is such a shame
'Cause I know you can't comprehend
How chips can be devoured all weekend

Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now
Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC
Got Me eating some Pringles right now
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how
Eating some Wavy Lays Now,
Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now

Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No
Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No

When I sit and watch Daytime TV
Whats One Life To Live? I can't hear a single beat
Sweat Pants can't even fit into a Triple-X
Soon I'll be bare, broke All my Spandex
It's the way that they make Spicy BBQ
or the way Sour Cream makes my Breath Stink too

But you still can't comprehend
How Chips can be devoured all weekend

Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now
Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese
Got me eating Taquitos right now
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now

Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now

~~~Light Rap~~~~
Tatos Ya'll know when they're far or local
Wet lips from Lays and Uh Oh
Big P, Pringles are the one and only
Sticky limbs and the belly is fat like Rosie,
I bake Taquitoes, boy I need that Pace too
Bar-be-cue tastes great and all though
The genuine, original, I will not touch though
Not one or two if anything I eat 12 you
Tastes Like Sweet Rolls, Stax like God Correct
Lazy, Bring the whole set
David's in the range, Below Average and Deranged
They can't figure him out, wanna throw him in a cage
Yes sir, I like to eat different types n textures
My breath stinks like vinegar
Been Dealing with Chain Eaters
how you think I got the brand Walker
I've been real, they're from the UK
fall back now, ever since the label reduced over to low cal
The chips been lame, done!
~~~~Back to reality--the rap part was done in the recording~~~~

Got me eating, Too Many, I've Gained Weight
I'm not Myself Lately, I'm Huge Now, I feel foolish,
I've been feeding myself, Baby I Don't Care
Cuz Dorritos Got the Best of Me, and Walkers Brands are so tasty
I've been ballooning, I don't care who sees
Cuz Baby they tasty oh so Tasty

Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch
Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now
Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC
Got Me eating some Pringles right now
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how, My Image
Got Me hopeing I'll stop this some how
Eating some Wavy Lays Now,
Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now

Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza
Got me eating some Kebler Chips now
Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese
Got me eating Taquitos right now
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow, My Image
Got me hopeing I'll stop this somehow
Eating some Pringles right now,
Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now