This is a parody of Dream's He Loves You Not. . .it was one of the hardest to record, and it IS NOT meant to insult ANYONE. . .it is just funny.

One of the funniest songs I've done to date in honesty. Originally I didn't put a Parental Advisory on this song, I changed my mind the second time around.

Give it your all girl, give it all you got
You can try to get into a homo's crotch
Give it your all girl
Do what you do
He's always gonna . .prefer sleeping with dudes

Feelin' all on him, try to change him hope to turn him straight
Keep praying that he'll decide he is not all gay
Girl you can wear all your Abercrombie
but he'd still prefer Stevie
It's not that easy to accept this reality
He's romantic, big blue eyes, he's so sexy
You should have known how this would go
That you can't get into his pants

You can paint your big ol' lips
Try to smack him in his tuckas
You could even touch his hips
He's still into rough rides

No secrets to unlock
He'd rather play with big frocks
He's into handsome jocks
He loves crotch, he loves U not

No matter what you do
He'll always sleep with dudes
He thinks Mark Wahlberg's hot
He loves crotch, he loves U not

You're the kind of chic that thinks she's Lady Marmalade
Only want him for your pride
Always hittin' on the gay guys
They spend more money and have great thighs
You're the kind of girl who's often called a silly ho
Think you've got him in the club, he's a homo
Doesn't matter if you think it's fly
Never gonna hit it with a gay guy

Not into S&M
He's into hairy men
He slept with Tom and Tim
He loves crotch, he loves U not

No matter what you do
He'll never be into you
He has a crush on Rock
He loves crotch, he loves U not

Doesn't matter what you do
He's always gonna sleep with dudes

He's at the mall girl
Go get a clue
He's meeting Lance there
He likes him too
He's not alone girl
Doug's with him too
He's never gonna go down on you

You can hang out with his click
Try to get in on the action
Although he may be polite
He's not into your kind

Don't think you comprehend
He'd rather be in bed with Ken
He likes Boystown a lot
He loves crotch, he loves U not

No matter what you do
He won't dream about you
He's checking Josh out too
He loves crotch, he loves U not

No time to be all sad
It's really not so bad
He told you he likes Chad
He loves crotch, he loves U not

So I think it's up to you
He told you the whole truth
Take it or leave it boo
He loves crotch, he loves U not