A Parody of 'Carless Whispers', the hot 80's song by George Michael & Wham that takes a comedious look at the internet and it's one night stands

This song was always a personal favorite to sing, Careless Whisper. . .George Michael's Cheating song. . .My version isn't about cheating though, oh no, it's about the regret of meeting one night stands on line. I wrote this long after the song was out, considering I would have had to been in my single digits to write it back when it did have it's hey-day, and I shouldn't have known about one night stands at that age.

Ohhh

I feel like a whore
As I look through chat pictures for a quick score
As the profiles fly
Somethin' in those thighs
Makes me want to meet and greet
Create a storyline

I'm never gonna type again
I don't need no more one night stands
Though it's easy to log in
It keeps me up too late
Should've known better then to let you in
or engage in love that left me cryin'
So I'm never gonna type again
The way I typed to you

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Lord forgive my sins
for Careless Hook Ups
With drunk I.M.s
Bio's 29
Was into my kind
When the knock came at my door
Too late to run and hide

I think I've been stood up again
Never say 'love' in a PM
Too depressed to search within'
and I look like a tool
Desperation sex's settin' in
Engaged in groups I'm regretting
So I'm never gonna screw again
The way I screwed with you

Ohhhhhh

Never Online Again

At first I closed my eyes in bed
I wish you hadn't touched my head
Thank God, I Blue balled last night
It could've hurt much worse if I put up a fight
You may have killed my pride today
Mr parents are like half your age
Now who's gonna sleep with me
You bragged.

and I'm never hooking up again
Tired of being scammed all weekend
No I won't be drowned with gin
or drink binge every night
Should've known better then to dive right in
or take off my pants as you were drooling
So I'm never hooking up again
At least not through chat rooms

OooooooooOooooo


(Now That I'm Young)
Now Since I'm Young

(Now That I'm Young)
Did I chat too long, too long

So my inhibitions are gone