This song about prostitutes is one of my all time best performers. It has been around since shortly after the original and predates No Pigeons believe it or not. . .I had recorded it several times, but this one should be the final recording.

This song is of the largely popular No Scrubs by TLC, most people know it as the song that drove them bankrupt. I thought it was catchy, but repetitive and anti-poor guy, so I wrote my own version of it. Rest In Piece Left Eye, I realize this is a parody of a song in which she was a part of, but I respect her as an artist both in life and death.

Oooooooooooo



A Ho is a girl that thinks she's fly

and is also known as a Hustler
(Hustler, Hustler)

Always talks about who she f***ed

and just waits for a desperate ass



So (no) I don't want your pager

(No) I don't want you giving me head

and (No) I don't wanna f*** you nowhere

(No) I won't let you near my bed and no



I Don't want no Ho (No Ho No Ho)

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties



I Don't want no Ho (No Ho No Ho)

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties



(A Ho's checking me and I know she's kinda cheap

cause all she wants to do is deep throat me

Cause I'm just getting gas

While She's staring at my ass

Can't give no Hooker my cash
So No)



So no I don't want your pager (Yeah)

No I don't want you giving me head

and No I don't wanna f*** you nowhere

No I won't let you near my bed and no



I Don't want no Ho (check It)

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me

Hanging on the broad street side (uh uh)

of some New York Drive (New York Drive)

Trying to flash her titties



I Don't want no Ho (No Ho uh uh uh uh)

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties



(If you make your cash at the truck stop)

Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you

(If you think your body is worth selling)

Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you

(If you have a boy but you looking for toys)

Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you

(Wanna get with me, take my money OH NO)

I Don't Want No Hoooo



(Noooo--Hooooo) No Ho

(Noooo--Hooooo) Nooo

(Noooo--Hooooo) Hoo

(Noooo--Hooooo) NO HO



I Don't want no Ho (No Ho)

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough
from me (no Dough from me)

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash her titties)



I Don't want No Ho

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash in titties)



I Don't want No Ho

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties



I Don't want No Ho

a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me (From ME)

Hanging on the broad street side

of some New York Drive

Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash her titties. . .no)