This gassy parody of Bette Midler's 'Wind Beneath My Wings' is one of my older ones-and one of the most consistent as far as listens are concerned.

The least classy song of all my parodies, and yet at the time of this paragraph it lead the all time downloads for me, has hit a higher rank than any of my other songs in both Comedy and General Comedy, is the only song that has reached 200 or more listens and was the first, and so far only song to top 30 listens in one day AND has the most downloads for one day with 16. That of course being a so far scenario.

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been so nasty behind me
To never smell air that's fresh and clean
You were content to hold your nose, and spray away
You always walked so far behind.

So I could fart silently but deadly,
While you were the one that took the blame.
A horrible stench without a name for so long
A terrible cry after some strain

Did you ever know that it was my gas
Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
I could fart silently but deadly
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt

It might have appeared that I was flawless
But all of my Hanes contain skid marks
I want you to know I had chinese, just to warn you
I would be safer with Gas-X

Did you ever know that it was my gas
Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
I could fart silently but deadly
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt

Did I ever tell you that it was my Gas
Yes that toxic, that toxic smell came from my crack
OH, and I, I could fart silently but deadly,
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt
'Cause It Was the Wind Beneath My Butt

Oh the Wind Beneath My Butt
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew the Wind Beneath My Butt
Fart, Fart, Fart So Bad, I heard this on I've had
Oh, pew, pew pew, The Wind Beneath My Butt
Oh, pew, pew, pew, the Wind Beneath My Butt

Fart, Fart, Fart till my bowels are clean
So bad I almost died this eve.
Oh Lord, Oh Lord
It smells so bad , the wind beneath my butt.