This song was perhaps the most fun to write of all my first 14 parodies. Britney Spears' parodies in general are fun, this one is about being Lazy--parody of Crazy.

This song is about the condition that my room is normally in, well ok, minus the fish comment and a few of the other exaggeratory lines. . .my mom would not be amuzed by this song, but based on the charts (at the time I wrote this, this song had achieved a higher rank than any song in Comedy for me other than Wind Beneath My Butt), my fans are.

Oh Jesse, I Must Clean My Room
But That's Just Somethin' I'd Rather No Do
Oh Jesse, There's Food on the ground-oh
There's Somethin' Movin' better take the trash out

Everytime I try to clean
I get so Bored and then I fall asleep
Playing games before I clean the floor
Only problem is that's what I said before

I am so lazy
I just can't clean
my keys are missing
and so are my jeans
Oh-Lazy
God I hate this smell
Need another Plug-in and a maid as well

Tell me where is my TV
Cause One Life to Live is over at 3
Tell me, my shoes aren't lost too-oh
The papers crumbling the fish have died too

Playing games before I clean the floor
The only problem is that's what I said before

I am so lazy
I just can't clean
my keys are missing
and so are my jeans
Oh-Lazy
God I hate this smell
Need another Plug-in and a maid as well

Lazy. . . I just won't clean
My keys are missing-where are my jeans
Lazy--c'mon what's that smell
I think the rats are scared as well.

I am so Lazy baby
my keys are missing where are my jeans--ohh
Lazy
God I hate this smell
Need another plug--in and a maid as well
I am so Lazy-I am so Lazy I just won't clean
Oh-Oh God, God I hate this smell
I need another Plug-In and a maid as well
I need another Plug-In and a maid as well