This parody of Cher's Believe asks do you believe in the thirst for blood? Well do you? The Vampire Theme Song. . .a classic.

I look at Cher and celebrities like her and often have to wonder why they never age. I know of no amount of plastic surgery or make-up that can explain it, we know they all know something we don't. . .and having just seen one of HBO's many late night horror flicks just before writing this one, it seemed like the perfect fit to turn Cher's song "Believe" into another question of belief, that in the existance of Vampire's, was as fun to write as it was to sing.

No matter how hard I try
I can't push what I see aside
And I can't break through
They're so dark and thery're cruel
It's so sad that I'm bleeding
It's not that hard to believe in
But after dusk and until dawn
They're out there biting everyone

Do you believe in the thirst for blood
I look into her eyes I'm praying
I really hope that I'm strong enough oh
Do you believe in the thirst for blood
They'll trick you deep into their fortress
Take a bite and then you will join them

What am I supposed to do
Now I'm a Vampire too
Well my thirst is back
Draculas a bat
My eyes are blue and leading
My hair is blonde and inviting
'Cause I've got time to think it through
And think it's time for me to bite you

Do you believe in the thirst for blood
I look into her eyes I'm praying
I really hope that I'm strong enough oh
Do you believe in the thirst for blood
They'll trick you deep into their fortress
Take a bite and then you will join them

Well I know the sun will kill me
and I hate garlic anyway
I don't need rock anymore
I don't need rock anymore
I don't need rock anymore
I don't need rock anymore

Do you believe in the thirst for blood
I look into her eyes I'm praying
I really hope that I'm strong enough oh
Do you believe in the thirst for blood
They'll trick you deep into their fortress
Take a bite and then you will join them