A Parody of the Michelle Branch's 'All You Wanted' about Shaving and too much hair.

As with all my parodies, I wrote this one with love for the original song. The Shaving Song is one of my more unique parodies because it is about a topic that most people simply don't use for a parody, shaving. The genre of parody this falls under would be Hygiene, but regardless, it's a song that is original and fresh.

I wanted to be bare assed
I wanted less hair on my chest
So I tried to use nair and
then I just washed away

I didn't know that
it would grow so fast
and much thicker everyday
I Took it back and
I figured out that once it's opened
The warranties gone

If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
So hairy outside
too hefty for nair
and all you wanted was a little less hair

I'm waxing slowly
Oh hurry Up please
This pains is just too bad I want a refund
Laser surgery
Is way too much for me
I guess I'll put long pants on

If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
So hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
and all you wanted
Was a little less hair

All you wanted was a little less hair
If you want too you know I'll shave there
Anywhere, but there

If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
Too hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
And all you wanted
Was a little less hair

If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
Too hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
And all you wanted
Was a little less hair

Please can you tell me
So we can set a date please
We can make your hair gone