The second single from my upcoming album "Modern Mayhem" takes on Pitbull's "Hey Baby" . . . its a real stinker

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David's on Line
B.A.
Todos ustedes escuchen, yo no hablo espanol
She's stinking up

Hold your nose (na na na na)
Met a girl, wants to play, Held my nose, and I said no (na na na na)
Met a girl, wants to play, Held my nose, and I said no (na na na na)
Met a girl, wants to play, Held my nose, and I said no (na na na na)
Met a girl, wants to play, held my nose

[Chorus - T-Pain]
Hey stanky girl take a shower alright
and could you clean up all of your sores
Hey Stanky - Came to have a ball, but your messing my scene
You make me want to run right to the door
Hey Stanky - Make me wanna hurl like a garbage can
but then again Oscar never stank this bad
Hey Stanky, Spray some on your pits spray some on that gown
And then please spray some more wherever you want
Hey Stanky

Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Aaah)
Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Aaah)
ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh(aah)
Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

(Hey Stanky several times in background)
You-stinking the floor, I just gotta say you're stanky
(You can bathe whenever you want)
Yeah homeless run for sure, when they see you come Miss Stanky
(I can get you soap if you'd like)
Ooh my eyes itch, cause the smell that emits from you stanky
(Cuz that smell it haunts)
ooh please scrub it
(Follows me all night)

Get some Dove shawty,
Self Love Scrub Tough Derriere
I've smelt bad stuff around the world
but you're the stankest girl - stanky legs
Stank problems, Clean-solve em
Don't miss your face or your teeth-wash em
I just wanna help you mami
now go test your plumbing you pay for-golly

[Chorus - T-Pain]
Hey stanky girl could you shower tonight
Don't wanna smell what you've got in those drawers
Hey Stanky - I can't see at all cause the stink's killing me
Can't even smell the cigarettes at this bar
Hey stanky - you could save the world with a lufa and
6 gallons of some ultra clean body wash
Hey stanky, rub some on your sides rub it up and down
and rub some behind both your ears and the front
Hey stanky

Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Aaah)
Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Aaah)
ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh(aah)
Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

(Hey Stankys everal times in background)
Ooh stinking up the floor, make me wanna run-you stanky
(I can breathe when you clean-can't run)
Yeah need to bathe much more, the whole club-it reeks-you stanky
(Use as much time as you'd like)
Ooh please clean it, cause you make me wanna scream-miss stanky
(Stanking up the club)
ooh please stop it, cuz your breath is just nasty
(Please clean up tonight)

Hey honey, hey honey
This male right here's gotta breath, baby
You need money? To clean honey?
I'll pay for you to go brush your teeth lady
but there's roaches on your old dress
stanky girl take some bucks and clean up your mess
I'm not rude or a meanie, I'm just honest
Cause you smell worse than dead men that's for sure--stanksta

Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Aaah)
Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Aaah)
ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (aah)
Ooh Stanky Stanky, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

(Hey Stanky several times in background)
Ooh falling to the floor, dying from the green-you stanky
(Cannot make it to the front)
Yeah I can't take much more, spiders dying from you stanky
(Hit the bathroom to save my life)
Ooh I've had it, and so have all the rats that live here stanky
(Damn my nose might pop)
ooh That stopped it
(Killed by smell tonight)