MC KOOL FATS
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Yo, my name is MC Kool Fats. I rap it how I see it, that's why there ain't no rap about dicks. I ain't seen that thing in a decade. Me and MC Jerry bring the jams. He's my sidekick.
Why this name?
Cause that's the way it be when you Kool and Fat.
Do you play live?
Once this girl came up to me backstage and gave me a full slab of ribs. Damn, they were good.
Then MC Jerry kicked her in the stomach and we were never allowed to play in Tulsa again.
Then MC Jerry kicked her in the stomach and we were never allowed to play in Tulsa again.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Like a big-assed ham.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Hell yes.
Band History:
I used to like cottage cheese. I only kind of like it now.
Your influences?
Biz Markie, Bacon Shoe
Favorite spot?
That mustard spot on your shirt is lookin' good.
Equipment used:
Wendy's hamburgers.
Anything else...?
I WANNA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY BOY ALBERT FATS RIP