Phorty Holmes
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I just rap for fun. I'm not looking for a contract or anything because I'm not as serious as some of the other rappers on this site. I just came here for a place to put my raps for all my friends to hear who never got any of my CDs.
Or in rap talk...
i just rap fa wicked. me is not checkin fa a contract or anythin coz me is not as serious as some of da udda rappers on dis site. i just came in da house fa a place to put my raps fa all my boys to ear who neva got any of my cds.
Or in rap talk...
i just rap fa wicked. me is not checkin fa a contract or anythin coz me is not as serious as some of da udda rappers on dis site. i just came in da house fa a place to put my raps fa all my boys to ear who neva got any of my cds.
Why this name?
I was watching some show late night and the dude's name was Phorty. I always thought that looked cool, so I just snatched that sh*** right from him like gimme gimme.
Holmes is derived from just an old saying that cool people have stopped using, and lame white boys like me who try to rap now use.
Phorty Holmes, nugga.
Holmes is derived from just an old saying that cool people have stopped using, and lame white boys like me who try to rap now use.
Phorty Holmes, nugga.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
My shit's free anyway, so all you suckas losing out on your sh*** can straight perform fellatio.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Sure, why not? Everyone want's to get paid, including yours truly.
Band History:
I started rapping in 9th Grade, roughly four years or so. It's just been a hobby ever since.
Your influences?
Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, 3-6, Jay Z, Blaze, ABK.
Although these are all my influences, I don't really sound TOO much like them. I really like to think I blend a lot of music together when I make CDs.
Although these are all my influences, I don't really sound TOO much like them. I really like to think I blend a lot of music together when I make CDs.
Favorite spot?
My house.
Equipment used:
My computer and Goldwave.
Anything else...?
Anyone that likes it, Phat.
Anyone that hates it, buck off.
Anyone that hates it, buck off.