Brainiac Beats
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Our band is unique in the fact that we spoof child stars, secret agents, and even your own computer. Now we don't use vulgar language or attack politicians, we prefer to be called the more squeaky-clean of comedians...
Why this name?
1) OK, so my friend Bryan suggested this for me, when we were messing up the computer of our school's administrator... 2) Elephants don't jump, so they're not my choice of animal - a pig can shake and jump if they want to...
Do you play live?
Yes, but at the neighborhood karakoke lounge, where we sing along with a MIDI version of a song in the videoke machine (parodied lyrics, of course)
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
By giving people free music, after all, music is for the people, you know...
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Maybe, but not now.
Your influences?
Justin Timberlake, Black Eyed Peas, Weird Al, and any hip-hop guy...
Favorite spot?
I dunno, maybe the dumpsters in Manila...
Equipment used:
A toothbrush, a curly wig, and an HP Pavilion computer...
Anything else...?
Just ask my pal Sam Fisher...
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