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Dead Morticians (US)
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The Dead Morticians consist of The Funeral Director and The Surgeon. This is what happens when two demented minds locked in a morgue 24 hours a day collab on a musical project. Raw, dark, deadly cuts. Just like you like 'em. Bloody horror music is the key. Genocide is the doorway.
Why this name?
We live in a morgue. We're dead.
Do you play live?
We do shows for the corpses in the morgue. To avoid arrest, we don't go outside much, other than to collect another body or three. For now, just get our music on here so we can buy more scalpels and embalming fluid.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
We don't get arrested for going out in public anymore.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
If they provided us with an ample amount of corpses and a bigger morgue to stash them in. Yes.
Band History:
Surgeon was born the bastard son of a half jackyl half carnie freak. The Funeral Director was concieved in a small storage crate which housed illegal immigrants as they were shipped across the Atlantic. As young boys they escaped their cages and falsified documents to gain employment as morticians, eventually forging their employers wills before cannibalizing them and inheriting the morgue in which they now reside.
Your influences?
dead bodies make us happy.
Favorite spot?
the morgue
Equipment used:
scalpels, bonesaws, all surgical steel utensils.