it was natural, like child birth in a bathtub

I'm currently alive. I play. therefore, I play live. Since I haven't tried playing dead (tho my dog is really good at it), I think I like to play live. I think all my live moments are special.

free!!!!! free!!!! I'm free!!!!!

but really I just like sticking it to the man.

show me the money...

these chaps go waaaaaaaaaay back. didnt know they liked each other until very recently. Before then they always were fighting and yelling at each other. Then one day, (I think it was a Friday) They suddenly realized that they weren't fighting and yelling hard enough so they continued at a much more intense level until mom came in the room and beat thier asses with a brush. Then they played musically ever after. Nothing like a good whoopin'.

a 357 small block
hummingbirds
jelly oozing from a squeeze bottle (I just love the sound of it refilling with air)
celery
washing machines (wrote my first song to the beat of a heavy duty wash cycle)

well theres this mustard stain on my favorite shirt. dont really like the spot but love the shirt....

toothbrush
deodorant
razor (the throw away kind)
menthol shave (non of that fruity smelling stuff!)

After the above...you really want to know???

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