Count Spatula
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Count Spatula was at the forefront of Seattle's underground hip-hop scene during the late 1990's. His un-definable lyrical spectrum was augmented by production from long-time collaborator Captain Raab, and together they released CS's debut, "Sterling Lethalware", and CS's opus, "Optimus Spatulus". Shortly after completing "Optimus Spatulus" in 2002, CS fell victim to a crippling case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder which left him unable to leave his Seattle home unless it has rained for 20 consecutive minutes, stopped for 39 seconds, and rained an additional 39 seconds before finally ceasing.
Why this name?
Count Spatula is an accredited and award winning chef, having graduated from Johnson & Whales University with a degree in pastries and a minor in coleslaw.
Do you play live?
Unfortunately, Count Spatula is rarely outside his home and has not performed live since 2002.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Count Spatula has been banned from the offices of SubPop records, and vows to never return.
Favorite spot?
Count Spatula enjoys the kitchen.
Equipment used:
Count Spatula endorses cookingware from the Pampered Chef.
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