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Dan says:
if you're gonna be cocky, type corresply

Dan says:
I almost broke a fan heater once thinking it was the alarm clock...

Dan says:
long names on msn are annoying, it's like having a chat with a hardon hangin out.

Dj Zipsta (ATOMIC) NRG says:
if there was one wish i could have it would be to Dj to everyone the poor more than the rich 8) if only i could bring world peace
Massimo says:
DJ Robin Hood?

Dan says:
I just bought 2 microwave currys
Dan says:
I have no microwave

Dan says:
my ps2
Dan says:
its a slim one too
Dan says:
tiny
Max says:
ye, you can like fry eggs on it too!
Max says:
WOWZ
Dan says:
getting eggs, brb
Max says:
eggs alla ps2, the best!


*Dan shows picture of beans on toast*
Max says:
looks like something i just shat
Dan says:
I just ate that, BASTARD
Dan says:
SUPER SCAV VALUE BEANS
Max says:
SUPER CHAV VALUE BEANS more like
Dan says:
Same thing altho a chav has bling
Dan says:
B>L>I>N>G
Dan says:
init

Dan says:
will be http://www.buzzjakkerz.com/tracks/1.rar
Dan says:
in about
Dan says:
44 minutes
Max says:
wow, that quick
Dan says:
quicker than msn you ungrateful git
Max says:
cheers

Dan says:
slept too much man
Max says:
does it piss you off?
Max says:
i know the feeling
Max says:
you kind of feel agitated in a way
Max says:
do something active, it helps shake it off
Dan says:
I could wank
Max says:
i was just gonna say that! sick minds think alike i guess...
Dan says:
Instead I'm making shite trance#
Max says:
that will only make you more agitated
Dan says:
lol

Nick Rockliffe says:
whats pink and fluffy
Dan says:
pink fluff
Nick Rockliffe says:
whats blue and fluffy
Dan says:
blue fluff
Nick Rockliffe says:
no dumb ass
Nick Rockliffe says:
cold pink fluff
Dan says:
cold pink fluff does not go blue.....dumb ass

Lewy Lew says:
rofl
Lewy Lew says:
im fine got a bird due over in 40 mins 8)
Lewy Lew says:
so im fine for mo
Max says:
bird huh? dont forget seeds, and watch it dont sh*** on your head
Lewy Lew says:
hahahahahha
Max says:
like most birds do
Lewy Lew says:
good point
Lewy Lew says:
lol so true

Dan - On Standby says:
Night dide
Dan - On Standby says:
dud
Dan - On Standby says:
ddude
Dan - On Standby says:
dude
Dan - On Standby says:
hey 3rd time luckt
Dan - On Standby says:
jeez, whats up with my typong

Scott - Putting The King In Viking says:
Got anything planned for this evening?
Scott - Putting The King In Viking says:
Following sweetie little italian ladies around?
Max™ says:
they follow me dude
Max™ says:
but nothing yet no
Scott - Putting The King In Viking says:
Don't kid yourself.
Max™ says:
I try not to, it's inevitable
Scott - Putting The King In Viking says:
Only the ones with guide dogs. LOL
Max™ says:
haha, well, they're more fun in bed
Scott - Putting The King In Viking says:
Only cause they don't know where you're putting it.
Max™ says:
no, because you make them shag their own dog and watch it for a laugh

Max™ says:
listenin to your dogs cock tune now
Dan says:
I had a play with it today and got it to 8 inches
Dan says:
soz minutes

Max™ says:
+9
Max™ says:
41ju]=-95th
Max™ says:
trasd
Max™ says:
7+xcvml
Max™ says:
+9*/
Max™ says:
/d

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Max™ says:
\"025-2
Max™ says:
im cleaning my keyboard soz
Max™ says:
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Max™ says:
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Dan says:
I'm an arrogant wanker, and rightly so, I'm English
Max says:
never a truer word spoken

Max says:
There's a guy who typed on somebody's wall called Edward Hankers - would be amusing to swop the W and H
Dan says:
Hdawd Wankers?
Dan says:
Oh
Dan says:
ang on
Dan says:
Edhard Wanders
Max says:
eventualy you'll get there...
Dan says:
LOL
Dan says:
f***ing typong!