It's from the Monster A-Go-Go episode of MST3K.

My birth, I suppose.

Well, there seems to be a lot more lawsuits than good music anymore.

Depends who. I'm doing this for fun.

It's rock. It's roll. It's weird. And I know my vocals aren't very good. I don't sing; I'm a musician. I keed. . .I keed. I could use a singer, though.

Drunken stupor.

Instruments, sometimes I strum.

Here's the deal: 1. I don't have a lot of time to play anymore. 2. I still love to create. 3. I can't sing. 4. I like FOSS. Therefore, I'm going to pull a Brad Sucks (check him out) or, if you prefer, a Linux. That is, if you hear something you like and would like to make it your own. Do it! Email me if you need the source material or any other item (tempo, key, chord progression, lyrics to sing [Yes, I can do serious material] etc) and I'll help ya' out. All I ask is to get a shout out whatever you do with it. You know, a little thanks to Action Oxford for the base riff or something. I don't care if you make a hit song and make a million bucks. That's all I want.