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Da Shizzla
NEWS   i am currently working on a new song called "The Modern-Day Child Pornographer". if you go to my school, and were here last year.... think of who this sounds like. i'm not gonna say who though.. cuz the school might have another rule against that too.

Hint: bald
Hint: "plays" guitar
Hint: got fired
Hint: weird


any ideas? if you still dont know.... then you're probably the STUPIDEST person on the face of the earth.










hey. so, right now, i'm working on a new CD. idk what it's gonna be called, or what's gonna be on it. i have a few songs in the process of being finished, but not enough for the whole CD.

So see, the thing with us ghetto foos, is that we always try to make EVERYONE happy. so right now, i want all of YOU to be happy and saitsfied.

so right now, i am taking requests for either topics that you would like to hear in a song, OR funny songs that you think that i should do a parody of/play.


I am even taking requests for PICTURES of me doing stupid stuff that you would like to see as a picture.


****anything that i use will be credited to the idea giver****

haha


Peace,
Da Shizzla

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i'm Da Shizzla. i'm actually Jordan but no i'm not... yeah. when i get grounded i write stupid songs because i'm bored. and some other times too. idk what else to say. i write stupid songs and i make a joke of life. thats it.



so yeah. the song "My Rap" is from my first CD "My Rap Stuff and Some Other Stupid sh*** That I've Wasted My Free Time Making and You're Wasting Your Time Listening To so HA! Yeah Life Sucks... I Dont Know Why but It Just Works That Way". it was actually the first song that i recorded. ever. so eat it. please.



Some songs like, "Detachable Penis", "Candy Shop", and "Doesn't Remind Me", are from my new CD "Detachable Penis - EP". that CD is the shit. in a good way. it's my EP album and it's amazing. so eat that too.



i am currently working on a third CD. i dont know what it's gonna be called. but it sure as hell will be interesting. so you can just save your appetite for when that one comes out.


Your idol,
~Da Shizzla
Why this name?
I was bored and I decided that "Da Shizzla" would be a really stuipd-assed rapper name. so i liked it.
Do you play live?
ehhhh... no. unless you count little "samples" for my friends at school.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
HELLS YES
Your influences?
uhhhh, well I guess Weird Al is a big one. he kicks ass. and comedians in general also.
Equipment used:
Fender Strat, Washburn WI-64DL, Alvarez acustic/electric, Garcia Classical guitar, a basic PercussionPlus drumset, a Roland-ED M-10 10 channel 5 stereo mixer, a Shure microphone, and a recording program called "Audacity 1.3".
Anything else...?
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