Ass Clown Ninjas
NEWS   ACN is no more (as of about January 03)

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Watup y'all

We be the ACN. A couple of ninjas from the harsh ghetto lands of Australia. We blong to Crimson Records, the Record Label That Gives No F***s. CHeck our sh*** out and comment.
Why this name?
You think we wanna be called the Ass Clown Ninjas? Someone put an entry on Bear's phone called Ass Clown, and we rang it and asked if Ass Clown was there. We just used Ass Clown Ninjas as a temporary name. WE like ACN tho...
Do you play live?
No. We wanna get some sets goin at parties an shit.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
If you really like the group ur gonna buy they CDs anyway. If your downloading the music, and dont buy it, then you dont like the group in the first place so you wouldnt want to pay them anyway
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
F***ed if we know.
Band History:
The Ass Clown Ninjas are the freshest new sound to hit the music industry. Their debut album, Double Sided, has sold a massive 3 copies to ninjas who have nothing better to spend their cheddar on but this CD. Presenting a range of fresh tracks with topics from Player Haters and to neden who can't sing, to cleaning agents stored in your laundry and ways to steal cars using ninja weapons. Most of the instrumentals on this CD were compiled if you will by Waste himself, and others were snaked from various locations. Also, both Waste and Slash want to note that they DO NOT hate Esham - he just put the bullshit instrumental of flutes an sh*** at the end of P-P-P-Pow. Also, if you wanna download the sampler of this CD, go on the computer internet and access KaZaA or however that bi*** is written, and seach in Audio with Ass Clown Ninjas as the Artist.

Slash made his indusrtry debut in mid-July 2002. An asshole from the harsh ghettos of some suburb decided he wanted to write fresh songs like Free Glenn, and Back to Smack. Most of his initial beats were snaked from Ice Cube and fellow "katz". Armed with ideas about sickening neden and ruthless occurrences (such as rolling Howe, but that's purely speculation), he forms his lyrical content to match his "fat" snaked beats. After denying two set offers, and two pending record label offers, he decided on making his own way to the top, owing no thanks to anybody, except for fellow Crimson Records members.

Waste was the protegè of Slash. He is the official beat maker for ACN. Waste, a "kat" with a lot of anger, raps about neden who give him the shits, and being an asshole to people who deserve it (for example, the Bragg incident, "...Yes, he did cry like a baby after I thumped him in the nose..." - Waste). Waste - a super name, to go with a super ninja!
Your influences?
Psychopathic Records artists.
Favorite spot?
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Equipment used:
MIDI sequencer, and then make the drums and bass in a sampler
Anything else...?
Buy Double Sided LP
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