WE ARE NOT THE CURE
WE ARE THE DISEASE

YES AND WE ARE LOOKING TO OPEN SHOWS FOR ANY BAND COMING THRU EDMONTON. IF YOUR BAND IS TOURING WEST CANADA WE WILL SET UP A SHOW HERE. THE CATCH IS IF WE COME TO YOUR TOWN YOU SET UP OUR SHOW.pLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR SHOTS ARE UP TO DATE!!

?ON THE DOWN SIDE ,THE CONSEQUENCE OF THIS AVALANCHE OF USER FRIENDLY MULTIMEDIA TECHNOLOGY BECOMING SO ACCESSIBLE TO MASSES HAS BEEN TO
CREATE A GLUT OF PURE CRAP.WHEREAS IN DAYS GONE BY MUCH OF THIS DRIVEL WOULD HAVE BEEN DELEGATED TO A SCRAPBOOK OR FEW SCRAPS OF PAPER IN THE PROVERBIAL SHOEBOX IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PROVERBIAL
CLOSET(OR PERHAPS JUST HALF A PAGE OF SCRIBBLED LINES).. HOWEVER IN THE PRESENT DAY ,DUE TO THE MODERN WONDERS OF TECHNOLOGY , WE MAY NOW BE
COLLECTIVELY SUBJECTED TO THESE INANE TRIVIALITIES AS WE ENDLESSLY TRY TO ENTERTAIN OUR SILLY SELVES.

IF WE HIDE DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD LOOK FOR US?
THAT COULD BE OUR STRATAGY. shhhhh WE ARE HIDING
DON'T LOOK HERE WE ARE HIDING ...SHHHH

?? LUCKY, DAVID, SCOTT AND CHARLIE MET EACH OTHER WHILE THE WERE
BEING DETAINED AT A NORTH KOREAN MILITARY HOSPITAL FOR THE
CRIMINALLY INTELLECTUAL AND INCURABLY CAPITALISTIC.
THIS IS WHERE THE BOYS WERE USED AS HUMAN GUINIE PIGS FOR ALIEN
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS. YES YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST THE ALIENS HAVE
LANDED
IN NORTH KOREA AND TOGETHER WITH THE NORTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT ARE
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET EARTH.
THIS IS WHERE LUCKY GOT HIS NICK NAME BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT KIND
OF RADIATION , ANTIPERSONNEL ,BACTERIA OR CHEMICAL ANTIPERSONNEL OR
DEFOLIANTS THEY EXPOSED HIM TO HE JUST SEEMED TO GET STRONGER.(JUST
LIKE A COCKROACH)
SCOTT BUBONIC HAD THE FAMOUS PLAGUE INTRODUCED INTO HIS SYSTEM IN
1999 BUT THIS PECULIAR STRAIN IS ONLY TRANSMITTABLE TO ALIENS(POETIC
JUSTICE).
SCOTT ALSO POSSESSES THE UNIQUE CHARACTERISTICS OF BEING ABLE TO
REGENERATE HIS LIMBS AND DIGITS .AS THEY ROT HE GROWS THEM BACK. THIS
CAN
MAKE FOR SOME HILARIOUS SHENANIGANS AT REHEARSAL

BAUHAUS , LOVE N ROCKETS , IGGY POP , THE STOOGES ,UK SUBS ,NIN ,SKINNY PUPPY ,

SCLERODERMA,DIARRHEA, DEMENTIA
HEINRICH CREUTZFELDT-JAKOB,BUBONIC,MENINGITIS, CHERNOBYL,HEMOCHROMATOSIS, AMYOTHROPIC SCLEROSIS....