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Ritual Static is the greatest band ever in the history of the earth. They rose from the mist in the swamps around Hallows Eve 2001. They spawned the Big Bang in 2002. In 2004 they went into the pro studio, recorded masterpieces, and spawned Dark Vanity Acid. The Rest Is History. You've Just Been Hypnotized
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Ritual Static
Official Site!
http://ritualstatic.page.tl
http://www.myspace.com/ritualstatic
http://shrdictatorship.page.tl
http://shrdictatorship.angelfire.com
all content/songs/music/writing is copyright 2002 stevie hayes records
Official Site!
http://ritualstatic.page.tl
http://www.myspace.com/ritualstatic
http://shrdictatorship.page.tl
http://shrdictatorship.angelfire.com
all content/songs/music/writing is copyright 2002 stevie hayes records
Why this name?
2001 Exist & Frank=Satan chose it in a drug bout, while most likely tripping on acid, x, weed, & booze. Maybe just acid.
Do you play live?
2001 Nov Ass Talent Show
2002 June Fascist Battle of the Bands
had numerous other shows-connections lined up in 2002 spring, but they failed due to humans=shit.
wish in one hand, show up with your equipment outside of a venue in 2002, and sh*** in the other, & see what happens first. Then lose your keys on top of it, & trip on acid & walk around the town causing big ruckus. Mix it with alcohol, almost die, save your life, go to whacky drug parties, rinse, repeat.
2002 June Fascist Battle of the Bands
had numerous other shows-connections lined up in 2002 spring, but they failed due to humans=shit.
wish in one hand, show up with your equipment outside of a venue in 2002, and sh*** in the other, & see what happens first. Then lose your keys on top of it, & trip on acid & walk around the town causing big ruckus. Mix it with alcohol, almost die, save your life, go to whacky drug parties, rinse, repeat.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
F*** You. Kill Pigs.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Yeah I'm in LA now, I'll be hooking that up soon enuff. I'll never play out again, until I do.
Band History:
2001 Drugs + Demo + Jams + Get Kicked out + 2002 No Shows-Jams-The Big Bang + 2004 Pro Studio + Jams + Dark Vanity Acid + Noize Complaints = Most Apathetic Band Ever
Your influences?
A very small few are Amon Düül II, Mayhem, Mercyful Fate, Donald Duck, Crispin Glover, all the beautiful people who have ever lived & actually enjoyed it.
Favorite spot?
LA, Nola, Nashville, tons of places. G-Spot Funk.
Equipment used:
synth, guitar, drums, mouth, sperm, cumshot, drugs, sex, blood, & rock & roll
Anything else...?
f*** YOU. Kill the NWO, the Zionists, & the Illuminati. Kill Pigs.