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play lo-fi play hi-fi  Bears Throughout History
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Hail the Evil Empire
play lo-fi play hi-fi  I Have A Fetus
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Came Home Early
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Dixieland
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Browncoat
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Instant Hamster!
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Dan Rather
I'm Greg, and i'm a 19 year old college student who writes high-larious songs in his (woefully small) free time. If songs about eating babies or D&D nerds tickle your fancy, than prepare to meet a fancy tickler! ...wait, that came out wrong!
Why this name?
I chose my band name only after a dozen days surrounded by Nazi stormtroopers in the jungles of Bangladesh....it's my name.
Do you play live?
Yeah, I play in the Kingdom all the time. I guess the most special moment was playing "I Have A Fetus" for the first time and seeing everyone's eyes light up. It was very uplifting.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
The internet makes it easy for me to post random songs I write. But then again, the internet makes it easier for me to post random songs I write...
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
If they paid me? Hell yes!
Band History:
2002 - Greg decides to learn to play guitar.

2003 - Greg gets a crappy Wal-mart guitar and teaches himself to play.

Summer 2003 - 'I Have A Fetus' and several other songs are written.

Fall 2003 - World War III.

2003-2005 - a now irradiated zombie Greg plays music for random friends.

2005 - Greg plays at the Kingdom.
Your influences?
Stephen Lynch, "Weird Al" Yankovic
Favorite spot?
I like the Kingdom as a spot, and Halifax as a city.
Equipment used:
A Fernandes elec/acoustic and an awful little PC mic.
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