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postman uno
» genre:
Comedy >
General Comedy
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Postman Uno
» label: unsigned
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The Postman Navy
NEWS
Song Release Dates:
1/15/06 To Our Dear Friend Schmidtty...- Released!
3/29/06 Pussiwippedness...- Late Release!
5/22/06 The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating - really now
Now we're on a deadline, baby!
1/15/06 To Our Dear Friend Schmidtty...- Released!
3/29/06 Pussiwippedness...- Late Release!
5/22/06 The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating - really now
Now we're on a deadline, baby!
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For over a solid year now, The Postman Navy has continued to top the U.S. and U.K. charts with their sensational funk, rockawesomeness, and emosity. Our past songs have been inspired by our mutual distaste for some of our friends sisters and others habits with girlfriends. These are our original songs with original lyrics.
Why this name?
My friend Schmidtty, who regrettably could not be here with us today, revealed the name to me in Chemistry class. He left the band after we made a song about his sister, called Cum Towel.
Do you play live?
We sail from the port of Vero Beach. We are well known around the Vero Beach High School Campus already as "The Worshipped Ones."
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
We don't think, we rock.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
HAHAHAHA
Band History:
Once, in a very small town, two high school kids with very big hopes sat down and recorded what is probably the worst crap ever written in "Crazy Times" and "Schmidtty's Aversion." Since then, The Postman Navy has evolved into what many believe to be "the next Tenacious D". Oh sure, there are critics, but what do they have on a little good-natured lyrical blackmail?
Your influences?
The Three Stooges, The Three Tenors, The Three Wisemen, Alvin and the (Three) Chipmunks, The Three Frat Boys, and the Calvin and Hobbes comic book series.
Favorite spot?
We are all about the G-spot, and Vero Beach is pretty cool too.
Equipment used:
Gee-tahrs: Greg Bennett Torino, Behrenger
Amps: Marshall, Peavey
Amps: Marshall, Peavey
Anything else...?
Song Release Dates:
1/15/06 To Our Dear Friend Schmidtty...- Released!
3/29/06 Pussiwippedness...- Late Release!
5/22/06 The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating - out
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1/15/06 To Our Dear Friend Schmidtty...- Released!
3/29/06 Pussiwippedness...- Late Release!
5/22/06 The 7 Deadly Sins of Dating - out
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