fidel and ernesto told me one day "hey you,play us something" and ý said " I can play no instrument" and they said "then take a gun and shoot yourself,that will make some good tune" and ý said "ok. I can play some cigarette pipe" and they said "we insist that you shoot yourself" and I played the pipe and they said

"an artificial rectum is not an anus, and although they rhyme, a lenin is not a stalin"

and for want of a gun a tune was lost