Ty was found
here on Earth in a farmer’s field

attempting to
tune a large squash to drop D.

His adopted hippie parents gave him his
first guitar when he was 7 years old and the world has never been the same
since.

Soon Ty found that boy band music was
like Kryptonite and took an oath to rid our planet of the scourge.

He is able to leap tall pentatonic
scales in a single bound and catch speeding harmonics in his mouth.

He hopes one day to be reunited with his
mothership, but until that day he continues to play guitar as an alien form of
advanced communication.