The GORE philosophy is that nonsense is the clearest form of communication..

The band originates from a lying competition that I, Gore Horse had, one boisterous night during a quiet evening of drink and boasting in which I lost for I couldn't convince anyone that I owned the original Wooden Horse of Troy. Thence I vowed to create my own truth from another lie told and got away with in an earlier round- the existence of winter blast speed metal band- GORE.. (based on the wisdom of an ancient hernia)

Dragging out my identical twin brother, Gore Hand, we collected ridiculous riffs from around the world of bullshit and experimented with how fast we could play them. Add a blast beat here, and a blast beat there, from trusted, yet supremely disfigured drum scum, Gore Don, who had nothing better to do, and the Gore pantomime was complete. Ah yes, and special mention must go to our most loyal and devoted of guitarists, Gore Shoes, who left before the concept of the winter blast was even concieved, for a life in the sun over in Jamaica.