Well it's my name and I wanted to do something a little more experimental than Buckweet so I stole a couple of members and wanted to do a classic old school bluegrass act but it came out like this. That's the ever warping world of music for you. I had this idea for a long time but it wasn't until recently that things finally fell into place. And my parole officer died.

Not yet, give us time to wrench our collective bottoms from the branding iron of melancholia and into the soothing bucket of live music. Does that make sense? Does it matter?

Sure does, music should be free, it should be made by the people and for the people. Not about being sued by oddly whiskered rock stars in their vulva shaped swimming pools snorting coke off clown porn stars.

Why not. We're still gonna be doing this whether people give us money or not. Whores we be! But my other band Buckweet got signed to Statue Records earlier in 2005 and they have put out our last album "Music To Beat Your Wife To" but it is still very early days for RJBMJB. I haven't even told the rest of the band members that they're in this band. Yep, I'm still an idiot.

Click on the pic below for our seriously lame official website.

(in no particular order) Jawbone, Mylo, Eminem, Public Enemy, Johnny Cash, The Prodigy,Hank Williams III, MIA, NWA, Parliament, Paul Anka, DZK, Otis Lee Crenshaw, Buckweet, T.Raumschmiere, Grut, Hayseed Dixie, Atom And His Package, Goldie Lookin' Chain, The Crystal Method, Gwen Stefani, Seth Lakeman, Primus, Smokey Robinson, Flogging Molly, The Unknown, Lucien, NOFX, Mustard Plug, Mr Zippy, Less Than Jake, Weird Al Yankovic, Beastie Boys, Fishbone, The Levellers, Myleene Klass, Alan Jackson, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Cypress Hill, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cowboy Troy, The Bilge Pumps, Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon,

Nowhere. It all sucks.

Random things, the list is too long to type without getting serious wankers cramp. But the list would be something like a redneck version of the end of The Generation Game.